The Best of Contextomy: XLIX, L and LI

XLIX .
(collaboration with A. M.)

I’m sorry—
white chocolate
is not invited to the party

unless it shows up

drunk.



L.

Imprudent,
dangerous—

but not entirely 

unpleasant, John.


LI.
(written by S.G.)


If I ate a unicorn pie 
would there be side effects?

If I prick my gums 
on horny pie
will I sleep for 100 years?


-M.

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