Wednesday, October 17, 2012
The Best of Contextomy: LXIII, LXVI, LXVII, LXVIII, and LXIX
LXIII.
I can’t deal with crafty
somnambulant teddy bears
that, mysteriously,
have their own social media.
Maybe I could be
your weird
tangential uncle
instead.
LXVI.
I wouldn’t
eat that popcorn.
It has
fire breathing
spider vomit
on it.
LXVII.
If Montezuma’s Revenge
goes wrong
you can put the ashes
in your little
memorial cup.
LXVIII.
(collaboration with S.G.)
In case anyone
was wondering
tongue brownie
is a visual gag.
LXIX.
If you flip it around
you’ll just be
sucking my cooties
from the other end.
-M.
(all of the above Contextomies were written during an Ontario Reign hockey game on my birthday)
read more about The Contextomy Project here.
Love and Vehicle: 34 Things I Learned in My 34th Year
I learned love is not the only thing. You can’t be without it. It makes the vehicle go, but you do need a vehicle.
Labels:
Family,
Friends,
Love,
Personal Essay,
Prose
Location:
San Bernardino, CA, USA
Sunday, October 14, 2012
The Best of Contextomy: LIV, LV and LVI
LIV.
It’s like
the Lord of the Underworld
himself
hitting you upside the head
with a dictionary
then shaking you down
for your lunch money.
LV.
(written by K.S.)
Why would Hades want
my lunch money
and how much ambrosia
could he actually buy
with what I use to purchase
EasyMac?
LVI.
I mean—
at least make fun of
the tortilla’s hairdo
or something.
-M.
read more about The Contextomy Project here.
Sunday, October 7, 2012
The Best of Contextomy: XLIX, L and LI
XLIX .
(collaboration with A. M.)
white chocolate
is not invited to the party
unless it shows up
drunk.L.
dangerous—
but not entirely
unpleasant, John.LI.
(written by S.G.)
If I ate a unicorn pie
would there be side effects?
If I prick my gums
on horny pie
will I sleep for 100 years?
-M.
read more about The Contextomy Project here.
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