The Best of Contextomy: LIV, LV and LVI

LIV.

It’s like
the Lord of the Underworld
himself
hitting you upside the head
with a dictionary

then shaking you down
for your lunch money.


LV.
(written by K.S.)


Why would Hades want
my lunch money

and how much ambrosia
could he actually buy
with what I use to purchase
EasyMac?



LVI.

I mean—
at least make fun of
the tortilla’s hairdo
or something.


-M.

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