Three Things About Being Bassackwards Psychic Predictive

1. After whatever piddly thing comes to pass, you think, “Damn, I should have precognated myself a pony instead!”
2. After you crawl out from under the precognated pony that fell on your head, you think, “Damn, I should have believed I saw that coming!”
3. We are all bassackwards psychic predictive. Aim high. Believe in yourself. Watch out for falling ponies. 

-M.