The Best of Contextomy: XXXVI, XL, and XLI

XXXVI.

The phrase
Instigatory little bastard
comes to mind.

I made up instigatory
to highlight  

bastard.

XL.

It’s like getting punched
in the face
by something

very, 

very beautiful. 

XLI.

Why, Darling—
that was a little sharp.

It kind of tickled though, but…

Jesus!

Am I bleeding?

-M.

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